Hey ich habe eben auf der EDEN-Homepage etwas ganz witziges gefunden: Bass Crimes and Their Fines http://www.eden-electronics.com/funstuff/crimes.asp hier nochmal schnell reinkopiert ich denke, dass das auch noch etwas erweiterbar.... Playing too loud during warm-up $10 Slapping while soundchecking your amp $25 Playing it loud and fast, after playing it wrong $20 Asking for an "E" while tuning $25 Playing a written riff $50 Playing a written riff wrong $75 Writing down the names of the notes played $50 Writing down the names of the wrong notes played $100 Slowing down an up-tempo song $75 Slowing down a ballad $100 Tuning during a ballad $50 Falling asleep during a ballad $1 Ignoring the drummer's tempo $100 Playing the drummer's tempo $250 Can't find beat after drum fill $25 After playing out of tune, faking that you're tuning your bass $50 Asking for the last note of a song $50 Getting the last note of a song. . . from the singer $100 Playing a long slide to last note of a song $200 Forget to turn on amp $40 Bringing an amp you can't move by yourself $75 Taking more than one bass to a gig $100 per bass Setting up and tearing down earlier than the rest $55.00 Playing a song other than what the rest of the band is playing $150.00 Slapping a double bass $150 Rehearsing during breaks $50 Rehearsing during a drum solo $1 Rehearsing during a song $100 Not rehearsing at home $500 Starting a sentence with, "when I was a guitar player. . ." $1,000 Playing above the first octave You're FIRED!