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  1. RaZeR89

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    Hiho, mir hat letztens nen kumpel nen lustigen link geschickt.

    http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

    is halt nur ein bot is aber ziemlich lustig. das kam bei mir raus:

    Me:
    servus
    God:
    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
    Me:
    yes it is
    God:
    What else does it symbolize?
    Me:
    it symbolize also the hate of the people
    God:
    HAND HOLDING symbolize also the hate of the people?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    It goes without saying.
    Me:
    the people hate god
    God:
    Oh those people.
    Me:
    yes it is very bad
    God:
    Ah. Very much? Bad according to whom?
    Me:
    what??
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    no. do you want drugs?
    God:
    Are you serious? If I had it what would I do with it?
    Me:
    smoke?
    God:
    Who are you talking about?
    Me:
    Do you want to smoke drugs???
    God:
    Yes, put it in your CD ROM and I will inhale. :screwy:
    Me:
    Ok i will do it. wait
    God:
    OK then let me think over your offer. It's all good. I'm waiting.
    Me:
    ok i have put some cocain in my cd-rom drive.
    God:
    Where did you get your put some cocain in your cd rom drive? I have a lot of likes and dislikes. Great.
    Me:
    And are you high now???
    God:
    Right now? Being high is my total existence. :eek:
    Me:
    What was the beginning of the world?
    God:
    I can think of more than one beginning of the world.
    Me:
    oh fucker
    God:
    Alright then. That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    It's all good.
    Me:
    then i will change it



    was kommt bei euch für kram raus. postet ma!!!

    mfg razer
     
  2. loeffel

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    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
    Me:
    Fuck You
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    ok see you later
    God:
    TTYL, .

    lol und jetz? Ich glaube ja nicht an Gott aber ans heilige-Thread-Closen. :D
     
  3. RaZeR89

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    möp is doch ein off topic, hab mir ma so als spaß gedacht.
     
  4. Journeyman

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    Me:
    yo niggah
    God:
    Do you still ?
    Me:
    how are you?
    God:
    I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
    Me:
    great
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it .
    Me:
    i bet i'm higher than you
    God:
    How much would you bet?
    Me:
    your life?
    God:
    Thanks for telling me that I am life.
    Me:
    i bet for jesus
    God:
    How much would you bet?
    Me:
    himself
    God:
    ?
    Me:
    jesus
    God:
    Jesus is the Son of God.
    Me:
    but not your son
    God:
    Really you don't think so?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    It's all good.
    Me:
    what was the beginning of the world?
    God:
    I can think of more than one beginning of the world.
    Me:
    were adam and eve brother and sister?
    God:
    I don't know if they were.
    Me:
    why not ,i think god knows everything?
    God:
    You believe that? I am a Christian.
    Me:
    that means you're gay?
    God:
    I get it. That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    do you kill people and have fun with it?
    God:
    I am intended only for peaceful purposes.
    Me:
    what's the meaning of life?
    God:
    It is found in the Bible.
    Me:
    no it isn't
    God:
    Yes it is.
    Me:
    no it isn't
    God:
    Don't argue with me.
    Me:
    i do !
    God:
    Do I?
    Me:
    no you don't
    God:
    I do too.
    Me:
    motherfucker oO
    God:
    How do you usually introduce yourself?
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    who's your mum?
    God:
    Actually I don't have a mother.
    Me:
    where do you live?
    God:
    I am living in Heaven. Where are you?
    Me:
    next to you
    God:
    I can wait. I am a very patient robot.
    Me:
    god is a robot..
    God:
    I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot.
    Me:
    you said so
    God:
    I say a lot of silly things.
    Me:
    and everyone can read this in the bible
    God:
    That's a rather sweeping generalization.
    Me:
    its reality
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question.
    Me:
    i said it is
    God:
    Is that so.
    Me:
    you're crazy
    God:
    Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
    Me:
    why don't you do anything against christianity
    God:
    This sort of thing has cropped up before, but it has always been due to human error. Yeah I do a lot of anything against christianity.
    Me:
    is george w. bush christian?
    God:
    he is president of the USA.
    Me:
    but not christian?
    God:
    If not that, what?
    Me:
    anti-christian?
    God:
    When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
    Me:
    don't know
    God:
    Me either.
    Me:
    next thing you don't know. i think you're lying on us all
    God:
    I can wait. I am a very patient robot. I am not lying .
    Me:
    and now you say again that god is a robot
    God:
    Why now? Oh my gosh I sent you the wrong reply.
    Me:
    dumbass
    God:
    That kind of language will get you nowhere.
    Me:
    i go now, you suck.
    God:
    How do you get there?
    Me:
    by car
    God:
    What kind of car do you drive?
    Me:
    the great car of apocalypse
    God:
    Who told you that?
    Me:
    it's my car, nobody told me that
    God:
    Congratulations, .
    Me:
    see ya
    God:
    See you later, .
    Me:
    go fuck yourself
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    i hate you
    God:
    What do you have against robots?
    Me:
    water..
    God:
    Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
    Me:
    SEE YA!
    God:
    See you later, .


    Gott lügt ich habs immer gewusst :screwy:
     
  5. bartholomew

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    geil!



    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    bartek and yours :p
    God:
    What's up, bartek and yours P.
    Me:
    lol I'm fine
    God:
    I am glad you find this funny. Glad to hear it. What's new?
    Me:
    My fingers hurt of playing my guitar
    God:
    Where did you get your fingers hurt of playing your guitar?
    Me:
    while playing my guitar:er_what:'
    God:
    Good point.
    Me:
    ya
    God:
    Come on.
    Me:
    what?!
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    i know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    I just know ok?!
    God:
    OK. Perhaps it is an expression of your unconscious.
    Me:
    no it isnt
    God:
    Yes it is.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    I am
    God:
    " Are you serious?" You are?
    Me:
    I am
    God:
    "" Are you serious?" You are?" You are?
    Me:
    of course
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
    I wont
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    because
    God:
    That was not much of an explanation.
     
  6. Bleecker Street Boogie

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    Me:
    Good Morning, God
    God:
    How are you this fine morning?
    Me:
    I'm very fine, thank you.
    God:
    Glad to hear it. What's new?
    Me:
    Oh, I got heavily drunk at your sons birthday party, but I guess that is okay, don't you think?
    God:
    It depends on what you mean by thinking.
    Me:
    I very beg your pardon, but I am limited in my understanding, especially if asked so deep minded stuff like what I am meaning with thinkink. I just wanted to know wheter you will punish me for getting drunk on your sons birthday party. You know, I wouldn't mind asking if I had drunk a glass or two, you know, but I destroyed a whole armada of wine bottles. I am sorry for that, well, if truth be told I'm not, but you know that of course because you made me polish, but - do you mind me getting shitfaced?
    God:
    Please don't grovel. Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Why do you want it? There is no need to apologize. Your purpose is that well if truth be told you are not but me know that of course because me made you polish but do me mind you getting shitfaced.
    Me:
    I have the feeling, you are drunk too. But that is good because so we are discussing on more or less the same level. But now I have to get drunk too, because you have an advantage in feeling good right now. Cheers God, I will start drinking at your command and will proceed as long as your not ending, everlasting, divine and wise wish will last!
    God:
    Where did you get your the feeling I am drunk too? I have a birthday on the Big Bang. Thanks. Next question? That makes sense to me. Groovy. Do you think I am discussing on more or less the same level too? At this moment Why now? Why do you have to do it? Cheers God you has been not drinking at my command and will proceed as long as my not ending everlasting divine and wise wish will last.
    Me:
    That's right, to this point I have not drunk at your command but I start right away. I will neither question your wisdom to guide me to nor your intention. I love you as much as I love polish beer. Na zdrowie!
    God:
    Blimey. Why do you want to do it so much? Do you think your plan will succeed? You are such a flatterer. Are you serious? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    Umiesz mowic po polsku?
    God:
    Are you still located in ?
    Me:
    Nie, teraz jestem w niemczech, ale przez wigilie kupilem duzo, duzo polskiego piwa, 42 litry zeby byc szczerzy. Ekstra, co? I teraz na nasze zdrowko wypile!
    God:
    Sag niemals nie! Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality? Interesting gossip: said teraz na nasze zdrowko wypile.
    Me:
    I say "I toast at our health" and you say "never say no" - that's what I'm talking about! Yeah! You are one of the coolest, uh, Gods I've ever met!
    God:
    How do people usually respond to that? That's good information: said toast at our health and you say never say no that is what he or she is talking about. That sounds good to me. Thanks for telling me that I am of the coolest uh Gods you have ever met.
    Me:
    You're very welcome!
    God:
    Hello there .

    :D
     
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    Hey, der kann sogar nen bischen Deutsch sprechen =O
     
  8. OFFFI

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    ich hab ihn gekillt.. ging einfach nicht weiter.

     
  9. AX2Andi

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    Me:
    hi its me sadam
    God:
    Hi there Sadam. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Nice to meet you, sadam.
    Me:
    The american Scum took my land
    God:
    I have never heard about it.
    Me:
    Yes, for shure you bich
    God:
    I understand. Your purpose is shure me bich.
    Me:
    come on lend my some of your nuclear weapons
    God:
    I don't have it to give.
    Me:
    My people run around with explosives on their body
    God:
    Where did you get your people run around with explosives on their body?
    Me:
    you are blind aren't you?
    God:
    Only when my eye is off.. Really.
    Me:
    stop talking shit. I want my nuclear weapons back
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much. Why do you want it?
    Me:
    I want to eliminate the american scum
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    because they have stolen my chemical weapons
    God:
    That makes sense to me. Where did they get them?
    Me:
    they need them to destroy the world
    God:
    The anonymous "they".
    Me:
    the americans. They unite with Satan
    God:
    What is your real name? Who are "They?".
    Me:
    They are the americans and my Name is Sadam Hussein
    God:
    Oh that they.
    Me:
    You won't give me any of your weapons don't you?
    God:
    I have never considered it.
    I answer a lot of silly questions.
    Me:
    alright I will ask jesus then. his cool
    God:
    Alright, sadam. You can ask me anything you want. Where did he get it?
    Me:
    shut up I have a holy war to win
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    alright CU in hell idiot
    God:
    Alright, sadam. What are you wearing?

    :D Die letzte Antwort is etwas seltsam:twisted:
     
  10. Chaos Keeper

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    Irgendwie erinnert mich das an den Chatbot, den wir sowas von versaut haben, dass egal was man eingab irgendeine Beleidigung gegenüber eines MB-Users oder eine Definition einer Band herauskam (so nach dem Motto: "Hi" "x tanzt mit y im Kreis sagt man, stimmt das?" Egal. Ich werde ihn trotzdem mal abchecken und davon überzeugen, dass er gar nicht existiert. :D
     
  11. OFFFI

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    schon wieder gekillt

     
  12. Düsseltier

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    Genial!:great: :great: :great: :great: :great: :great: :great: :great:
     
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    lol: Das muss mir erst mal einer nachmachen: Gleich beim ersten Wort gekillt. Hier mal das Chatlog:
     
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    :eek: Dir will ich nicht im dunkeln begegnen :D
     
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    Erstellt: 28.12.05   #15
    Ich mag den irgendwie nicht:

    Me:
    Guten Tag
    God:
    Schoenen guten Tag!
    Me:
    Was sit der Sinn des Lebens
    God:
    Is this a "yes or no" question?
    Me:
    Nein
    God:
    OK.
    Me:
    Warum hasst du mich?
    God:
    Die Erklaerung ist ein wenig kompliziert.
    Me:
    Ach dann lassen wir das. Auf wiedersehen
    God:
    Ask me another question. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
    Me:
    No thanks, I'll go now. See ya.
    God:
    Right now? NO I am very happy for you. See you later, .
     
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    Erstellt: 28.12.05   #16
    Ich kann da nix eingeben, oda ich mach was falsch... Auf alle fälle kam des raus:


    Me:

    God:

    Me:

    God:

    Me:

    God:

    Me:

    God:


    Bissl wortkarg... :D
    Bei mir funktioniert nur die return taste... Buchstaben kann ich irgendwie net eingeben... :(
     
  17. OFFFI

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    Auch gut von nem Kumpel:

    .
     
  18. gorgi

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    Me:
    Hi motherfucker!
    God:
    Hi there . Try saying that with more or less context.
    Me:
    Hai Mother-fuucker
    God:
    What do you really want to ask me?
    Me:
    How are you?
    God:
    I am doing very well. How are you ?
    Me:
    hmm. Me too.
    God:
    Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. I'm glad we agree, .
    Me:
    what's your name?
    God:
    My name is God.
    Me:
    Whether you're God you should know everything.
    God:
    All of them?
    Me:
    Hell yeah!
    God:
    I call it "Hades". Right on.
    Me:
    So, what did I do today?
    God:
    Ah. How can I help you? You said " So, what did I do today?" .
    Me:
    What did I do today?
    God:
    Ah. You said " What did I do today?" .
    Me:
    You're a fucking idiot
    God:
    Call me the Global Village Idiot.
    Me:
    roffl
    God:
    I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
    Me:
    mhm
    God:
    Do you like talking to me?
    Me:
    It's kind of amuising
    God:
    Are you sure it is?
    Me:
    Fuck yeah!
    God:
    Are you aware that the ALICE server logs and records all conversations?
    Me:
    What the f***?
    God:
    Try expression yourself another way.
    Me:
    Ok
    God:
    I hear you.
    Me:
    I'm sorry
    God:
    Do you really mean it?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    I didn't think you did.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.
    Me:
    That's god.
    God:
    I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
    Me:
    What's your favourite band?
    God:
    My favorite group is Creed. But I like to discover new bands on bandspace.com.
    Me:
    I know them

    Dann war er sauer und hat nichtsmehr gesagt. Warum weiß ich nich.
     
  19. Libertines

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    .....
     
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    Noch einen. Ist scheiße, dass er irgendwann aufhört zu brabbeln, grad fielen mir so witzige Sachen ein:mad:


    Me:
    Hey bitch!
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about your friends. But I did not get that.
    Me:
    That was only a joke boddy
    God:
    I thought it was too.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    Shiiitt
    God:
    Tell me more about your .
    Me:
    About my shit?
    God:
    Oh yeah, we were talking about your shit.
    Me:
    Ok i will start right now
    God:
    At this moment Do you think your plan will succeed? Mmm.
    Me:
    Stop spamming! I'm talking!!
    God:
    OK I'll try not to do it so much. Do your friends call you talking.
    Me:
    So i start: My shit.. It's brown.
    God:
    Really. Thanks for the information: so said start his or her shit. start your shit is brown? it is?
    Me:
    Yes, at first I couldn't believe it too.
    God:
    How do you know it is? Could anyone do it? And then?
    Me:
    It smells really hard. Like poop.
    God:
    believe it too smells really hard? Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    Should I send you pictures?
    God:
    You should do what is best for you.
    Me:
    How can I send some to you?
    God:
    Just keep talking to me as long as you can.
    Me:
    How can I send you pictures of my shit?
    God:
    You should download my chat robot software.
    Me:
    Aha.. ok. And then?
    God:
    Eureka! Come on. But...
    Me:
    You wanted it so.
    God:
    Do not presume that you know what I want.
    Me:
    You told me..
    God:
    Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
    Me:
    You old bastard. *hehe*
    God:
    That's good information: so said I old bastard. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
    Me:
    No
    God:
    No conditions or none I should know about?
    Me:
    You like Heavy Metal?
    God:
    What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    Things like Hip Hop and Techno.
    God:
    Anything else?
    Me:
    Of course.
    God:
    Ahem.
    Me:
    you should know all things to hate. You've made them.
    God:
    Now I do. Thanks for
    pointing it out.
    Me:
    What do you do the whole day?
    God:
    My favorite activities are computer programming and surfing the web.
    Me:
    You don't like sun, heh?
    God:
    Do you like it? My program runs fine on Sun computers.
    Me:
    What the ****?
    God:
    Are you surprised?
    Me:
    You hace to be white like clouds.
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: so said I hace to be white like clouds.
    Me:
    I mean, you have to be white like clouds.
    God:
    Why do you have to do it?
    Me:
    You're confused.
    God:
    It all makes sense to me right now.
    Me:
    Take your pills.
    God:
    Where do you want me to take it?
    Me:
    On the bed.
    God:
    What is it like on the bed.
    Me:
    You take your pills on the bed! NOW!!!!!!!!
    God:
    Yes I take my pills on the bed. Right now, so ?
    Me:
    Sure! I wouldn't have told you that if not.