Eat me butt - netter Funsongtext ;-)

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Der Text mag teilweise obszön sein, aber Skid Row und AC/DC sind nicht besser. Äußert euch mal dazu. Die Melodien sind in Entwicklung, mehrere Riffs für die Mucke stehen aber schon. ^^

Eat me butt

Eight o clock A.M, I´m doing all I can
To get rid of the purple clouds that ate two handsome men
Go down to mother nature that´s raped by father earth
I feel like I´ve been shaked, since JC´s happy birth
So what? I´m mean, you know I ain´t clean
You know, the looks of those are queer who carried to´n extreme
If you invite a monster, you must accept the suites
The peeling was delicious, now let me eat your fruits

Eat me butt, dear
If you got the guts, dear
Eat me butt, eat me butt
Eat me butt
If you got the guts, dear
Eat me butt

I´m sick and I´m wicked, I never buy a ticket
I´m gonna puke around and your lick spit man will lick it
You´re looking quite surprised, I hope I´m not despised
Cause that´s my honest dirty wants, I´m fed with common lies
Don´t you act so shy, you wanna make me stay
Melting ice for a little price, your husband´s underpayed
Come on, now

Eat me butt, dear
If you got the guts, dear
Eat me butt, eat me butt
Eat me butt
If you got the guts, dear
Eat me butt

That´s kinda wicked, don´t you think?
Isn´t that what you want?

Eat me butt, dear
If you got the guts, dear
Eat me butt, eat me butt
Eat me butt
If you got the guts, dear
Eat me butt

 

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Hmm, null Kritik? Zu gut oder zu schlecht, um auch nur ein Wort drüber zu verlieren? ^^